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99 Coolest Collection of Rajnikanth Jokes SMS

Get set for Hilarious Rajnikant Jokes :

• Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajni’s primary school geometry assignments. Shut up I say.

• Once Rajnikant casually played a defensive shot in cricket. Now that poor ball is known as Pluto

Rajnikant can judge a book by its cover.

• If Rajni want to eat ice cream what does he do???

He goes to Himalaya and start licking the mountain over there

In a fight between Batman and Spider Man, the winner would be Rajnikant.

• Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 11. Seconds

• When Rajnikant does division, there are no remainders

• With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

• Rajnikant never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Rajnikant can bend light. With his bare hands.

• Rajni had a fight with his wife. he showed his middle finger in anger and the wife became pregnant.


• Once Rajni gave IIT JEE exam … IIT was rejected.

• Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea

• Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. after deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL

• After 20 years… “ROBOTS” will make a movie...”RAJNIKANT”…!!!

• Rajni once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Rajni once met Chiranjeevi on the street. Rajni burst into laughter, Chiranjeevi burst into tears, and every passing car burst into flames.

• Every dog has his day. Rajni has all the seven dogs.

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