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Cool Brand New Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS

  • The Vodafone 3G Zoozoo must have seen a lot of Rajini movies.
  • Who is the first Indian to use 4G?……… Har baar Rajnikanth nahi hota….. This time it is Anil Kapoor (aG , oG, lo G, suno G)
  • Why does needle of Magnetic Compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
  • English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
    Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
    Batman- Ballebaj
    She’s the man- Bobby darling
    Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
    Saw- Dekha
    Saw2- Doabara Dekha
    Saw3- Phirse Dekha
    Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
    Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth


  • Good > Better > Best > Rajnikanth
  • When Rajnikanth crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
  • One day Rajni’s mobile phone accidentally dropped from his hands while he was standing in his balcony. The mobile fall down but it didn’t reach the ground. Because Rajnikanth ordered it to come back.
  • There’s no space bar on Rajni’s computer. Words automatically give him space.
  • No more TSUNAMIS will come from now. Rajnikanth has stooped washing his LUNGI inIndian ocean.
  • When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message.
  • Rajnikant is injurious to cigarette
  • Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
    Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
  • Boost is the secret of Sachin Tendulkar’s Energy & Rajni is the secret of Boosts energy.
  • Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth ,Madras.
  • A farmer instead of keeping Scarecrow in his farm kept the photo of Rajnikanth, Birds started to bring back grains which they had took last year.

22 Best RajniKanth Jokes Ever

1) Time and Tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!

2) Once Rajnikant participated in a 100m race,obviously he won but Einstein died after seeing that light came Fourth. And, yes Rajni did come firs,second, and third.

3) Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

4) Jack Sparrow adresses HIM as captain Rajini Kanth.

5) Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

6) Once Superman made a bet with Rajni…….The loser had to wear underwear outside.

7) CNN Reports “Real reason why Paul, the octopus dies because some idiot asked him to predict Rajni’s death”.

8) A child went to Kashmir & started playing by making mountains from ice. Today those mountains are called “Himalyaas” & that child is called “RAJNIKANT”.

9) As a Kid RAJNIKANT maintained a diary of his day to day activities……….Today that diary is called “The GUINESS BOOK OF OWRLD RECORDS”/

10) Rajni has a terrace in his basement. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

11) The missing piece of the Apple Inc. logo was eaten by…….who else than RAJNI.

12) Intel’s new tagline “Rajni Insiade” !! 🙂

13) Rajinikanth committed suicide, and lived.

14) Rajni was Shot yesterday, today is bullet’s funeral.

15) Once Rajnikant showed middle finger to his wife, guess what ……..She got PREGNANT.

16) The new symbol for Rupee is actually Rajnikant’s Signature.

17) Rajni was the cause for the Tsunami. As he dived in the sea from the helicopter,  water came out of the sea in the form of TSUNAMI.!!!

18) Rajnikant Can Finish Super Mario………….Without Using The Jump Button …….

19) There’s nothing like recession, it’s just that Rajnikanth started saving some money..!

20) Do u know Rajni Killed the Dead sea.

21) Only Rajni know’s “How I met your mother” and “who will be the next millionaire” and also “knows Victoria’s secret”.

22) Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

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