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Rajnikanth Cricket Jokes|Team India Wins World Cup 2011


 

Rajnikanth and Team India in World cup 2011

Only Reason Why Team India Keeps Winning

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Best Rajnikanth Jokes | Huge Collection


  • RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

……. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING ININDIA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rajinikanth first takes the gold medal and then starts the race.
  • On his journey toItaly,Rajni rested for 3 seconds against a Building.

It’s now known as Leaning Tower of Pisa and after affects still under observation on daily basis.

  • When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikant.
  • Rajnikant once killed a terrorist inPakistan

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“via bluetooth”

  • RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
  • Dont miss the most exiting TV show

ever on Discovery Channel”’.

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WILD VS RAJNIKANT

  • “DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:”

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!!

  • RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE

WORLD……THUS………………….. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

  • Simple Question: THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

Answer: BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE….

  • BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!! “EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI”!!!!
  • AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROMMYSORETOBANGALORE……….RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA….
  • WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????………BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH’SMOBILEIS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
  • ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL…..!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THE PYRAMIDS INEGYPTARE ACTUALLY……………………………

……….RAJANIKANTHSPRIMARY SCHOOLCRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY DID RAJANI BUY ANACREOF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

  • BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIEMISSIONIMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE  INSULTING..
  • Rajnikanth’s next movie Titanic (in Tamil)

Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across theAtlantic Oceanwith heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

22 Best RajniKanth Jokes Ever


1) Time and Tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!

2) Once Rajnikant participated in a 100m race,obviously he won but Einstein died after seeing that light came Fourth. And, yes Rajni did come firs,second, and third.

3) Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

4) Jack Sparrow adresses HIM as captain Rajini Kanth.

5) Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

6) Once Superman made a bet with Rajni…….The loser had to wear underwear outside.

7) CNN Reports “Real reason why Paul, the octopus dies because some idiot asked him to predict Rajni’s death”.

8) A child went to Kashmir & started playing by making mountains from ice. Today those mountains are called “Himalyaas” & that child is called “RAJNIKANT”.

9) As a Kid RAJNIKANT maintained a diary of his day to day activities……….Today that diary is called “The GUINESS BOOK OF OWRLD RECORDS”/

10) Rajni has a terrace in his basement. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

11) The missing piece of the Apple Inc. logo was eaten by…….who else than RAJNI.

12) Intel’s new tagline “Rajni Insiade” !! 🙂

13) Rajinikanth committed suicide, and lived.

14) Rajni was Shot yesterday, today is bullet’s funeral.

15) Once Rajnikant showed middle finger to his wife, guess what ……..She got PREGNANT.

16) The new symbol for Rupee is actually Rajnikant’s Signature.

17) Rajni was the cause for the Tsunami. As he dived in the sea from the helicopter,  water came out of the sea in the form of TSUNAMI.!!!

18) Rajnikant Can Finish Super Mario………….Without Using The Jump Button …….

19) There’s nothing like recession, it’s just that Rajnikanth started saving some money..!

20) Do u know Rajni Killed the Dead sea.

21) Only Rajni know’s “How I met your mother” and “who will be the next millionaire” and also “knows Victoria’s secret”.

22) Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

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