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Rajnikanth Cricket Jokes|Team India Wins World Cup 2011


 

Rajnikanth and Team India in World cup 2011

Only Reason Why Team India Keeps Winning

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Deadly Rajnikanth One Liners Jokes


Rajnikanth One Liners :

  1. Facebook, Twitter, Orkut and Myspace has joined Rajnikanth.
  2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  3. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.rajnikant can buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn it…
  4. In the past, Rajnikant was using tooth powder to make his teeths stronger.Today we know that tooth powder as:….Ambuja Cement
  5. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  6. if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
  7. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
  8. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
  9. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
  10. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
  11. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
  12. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
  13. I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
  14. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS
  15. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
  16. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
  17. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
  18. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
  19. Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
  20. Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
  21. What is Rajnikanth’e email address ? Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth
  22. Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
  23. Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.

Funny Wiki Rajnikant | Spoof | Mind It


• FIFA World cup 2014 : Team Groupings:
Group A: Brazil, Spain, Argentina
Group B: Italy, France, USA, Holland
Group C: RAJNIKANTH

• There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Rajnikanth is always in control.

• When Rajnikanth was a student, Teachers used to bunk the classes.

• Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

• If Tyson gay and usain bolt were racing, who would win……………. The Rajnikant.

• Once an email was sent frm Mumbai to Pune……rajnikanth stopped it in Lonavala!!!!!!!!!

• There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

• When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn’t get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth.

• Rajnikant has seen the face of the fat lady in Tom and Jerry.

• Once RAJNIKANTH went to switzerland…………….
accidentally droped his wallet in front of a building……………
since that daythe building known as a SWISS BANK

• Rajnikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

• Rajnikanth can be divided by zero.

• When taking the CAT/IIM’s/IAS write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will score over 9000.

• If you Google search “Rajnikanth getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

• It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.

• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.

• once Rajni threw a coin to a beggar ……………………………………..
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……..now that beggar is called 50 cent

• Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

• Rajnikanth is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Rajnikanth does not swim. This is because when Rajnikanth enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Rajnikanth simply walks across the pool floor.

• Rajnikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

• Rajnikant is injurious to cigargette.

30 Facts About RAJNI | Kanth …. Rajnikanth


Rajnikanth was born by spliting atoms.
• Rajnikanth fought the law and the law lost.
• Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• When Rajnikanth crosses the street , cars look both ways.

• Rajnikanth has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
• Rajnikanth died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
• Rajnikanth doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

• Once, an entire country disagreed with Rajnikanth. It’s now known as the moon
• Death once had a near-Rajnikanth experience.
• Rajni broke the Da Vinci Code… with his fist.
• Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikanth can swim through land.
• Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird
• Rajnikanth counted to infinity – twice.

• Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle
• Rajnikanth hears sign language
• Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
• Rajnikanth made a Happy Meal cry.
• Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
• Rajnikanth will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• Rajnikanth and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
• When Rajnikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
• Santa writes to Rajnikanth about what he wants for Christmas.
• Rajnikanth doesn’t vote for presidents, he chooses from a list of applicants who want to be his assistant.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajnikanth allows to live.

• Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajnikanth pajamas.

Best Rajnikanth Jokes 2010

Best Rajnikanth Jokes | Huge Collection


  • RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

……. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING ININDIA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rajinikanth first takes the gold medal and then starts the race.
  • On his journey toItaly,Rajni rested for 3 seconds against a Building.

It’s now known as Leaning Tower of Pisa and after affects still under observation on daily basis.

  • When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikant.
  • Rajnikant once killed a terrorist inPakistan

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“via bluetooth”

  • RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
  • Dont miss the most exiting TV show

ever on Discovery Channel”’.

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WILD VS RAJNIKANT

  • “DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:”

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!!

  • RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE

WORLD……THUS………………….. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

  • Simple Question: THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

Answer: BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE….

  • BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!! “EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI”!!!!
  • AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROMMYSORETOBANGALORE……….RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA….
  • WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????………BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH’SMOBILEIS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
  • ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL…..!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THE PYRAMIDS INEGYPTARE ACTUALLY……………………………

……….RAJANIKANTHSPRIMARY SCHOOLCRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY DID RAJANI BUY ANACREOF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

  • BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIEMISSIONIMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE  INSULTING..
  • Rajnikanth’s next movie Titanic (in Tamil)

Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across theAtlantic Oceanwith heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

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