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A tribute to The God & a Great man.
Rajnikanth One Liners :
• FIFA World cup 2014 : Team Groupings:
Group A: Brazil, Spain, Argentina
Group B: Italy, France, USA, Holland
Group C: RAJNIKANTH
• There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Rajnikanth is always in control.
• When Rajnikanth was a student, Teachers used to bunk the classes.
• Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• If Tyson gay and usain bolt were racing, who would win……………. The Rajnikant.
• Once an email was sent frm Mumbai to Pune……rajnikanth stopped it in Lonavala!!!!!!!!!
• There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn’t get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth.
• Rajnikant has seen the face of the fat lady in Tom and Jerry.
• Once RAJNIKANTH went to switzerland…………….
accidentally droped his wallet in front of a building……………
since that daythe building known as a SWISS BANK
• Rajnikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
• Rajnikanth can be divided by zero.
• When taking the CAT/IIM’s/IAS write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will score over 9000.
• If you Google search “Rajnikanth getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
• It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.
• once Rajni threw a coin to a beggar ……………………………………..
……..now that beggar is called 50 cent
• Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
• Rajnikanth is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Rajnikanth does not swim. This is because when Rajnikanth enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Rajnikanth simply walks across the pool floor.
• Rajnikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
• Rajnikant is injurious to cigargette.
• Rajnikanth was born by spliting atoms.
• Rajnikanth fought the law and the law lost.
• Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• When Rajnikanth crosses the street , cars look both ways.
• Rajnikanth has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
• Rajnikanth died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
• Rajnikanth doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
• Once, an entire country disagreed with Rajnikanth. It’s now known as the moon
• Death once had a near-Rajnikanth experience.
• Rajni broke the Da Vinci Code… with his fist.
• Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikanth can swim through land.
• Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird
• Rajnikanth counted to infinity – twice.
• Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle
• Rajnikanth hears sign language
• Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
• Rajnikanth made a Happy Meal cry.
• Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
• Rajnikanth will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• Rajnikanth and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
• When Rajnikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
• Santa writes to Rajnikanth about what he wants for Christmas.
• Rajnikanth doesn’t vote for presidents, he chooses from a list of applicants who want to be his assistant.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajnikanth allows to live.
• Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajnikanth pajamas.
……. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING ININDIA!!!!!!!!!!
It’s now known as Leaning Tower of Pisa and after affects still under observation on daily basis.
ever on Discovery Channel”’.
WILD VS RAJNIKANT
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!!
WORLD……THUS………………….. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
Answer: BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE….
SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
……….RAJANIKANTHSPRIMARY SCHOOLCRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISRO DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across theAtlantic Oceanwith heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.