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Rajnikanth One Liners :

  1. Facebook, Twitter, Orkut and Myspace has joined Rajnikanth.
  2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  3. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.rajnikant can buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn it…
  4. In the past, Rajnikant was using tooth powder to make his teeths stronger.Today we know that tooth powder as:….Ambuja Cement
  5. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  6. if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
  7. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
  8. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
  9. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
  10. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
  11. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
  12. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
  13. I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
  14. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS
  15. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
  16. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
  17. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
  18. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
  19. Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
  20. Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
  21. What is Rajnikanth’e email address ? Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth
  22. Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
  23. Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
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Best Rajnikanth Jokes | Huge Collection


  • RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

……. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING ININDIA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rajinikanth first takes the gold medal and then starts the race.
  • On his journey toItaly,Rajni rested for 3 seconds against a Building.

It’s now known as Leaning Tower of Pisa and after affects still under observation on daily basis.

  • When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikant.
  • Rajnikant once killed a terrorist inPakistan

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“via bluetooth”

  • RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
  • Dont miss the most exiting TV show

ever on Discovery Channel”’.

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WILD VS RAJNIKANT

  • “DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:”

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!!

  • RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE

WORLD……THUS………………….. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

  • Simple Question: THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

Answer: BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE….

  • BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!! “EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI”!!!!
  • AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROMMYSORETOBANGALORE……….RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA….
  • WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????………BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH’SMOBILEIS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
  • ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL…..!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THE PYRAMIDS INEGYPTARE ACTUALLY……………………………

……….RAJANIKANTHSPRIMARY SCHOOLCRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY DID RAJANI BUY ANACREOF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

  • BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIEMISSIONIMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE  INSULTING..
  • Rajnikanth’s next movie Titanic (in Tamil)

Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across theAtlantic Oceanwith heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

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