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Cool Brand New Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS


  • The Vodafone 3G Zoozoo must have seen a lot of Rajini movies.
  • Who is the first Indian to use 4G?……… Har baar Rajnikanth nahi hota….. This time it is Anil Kapoor (aG , oG, lo G, suno G)
  • Why does needle of Magnetic Compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
  • English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
    Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
    Batman- Ballebaj
    She’s the man- Bobby darling
    Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
    Saw- Dekha
    Saw2- Doabara Dekha
    Saw3- Phirse Dekha
    Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
    Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth

 

  • Good > Better > Best > Rajnikanth
  • When Rajnikanth crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
  • One day Rajni’s mobile phone accidentally dropped from his hands while he was standing in his balcony. The mobile fall down but it didn’t reach the ground. Because Rajnikanth ordered it to come back.
  • There’s no space bar on Rajni’s computer. Words automatically give him space.
  • No more TSUNAMIS will come from now. Rajnikanth has stooped washing his LUNGI inIndian ocean.
  • When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message.
  • Rajnikant is injurious to cigarette
  • Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
    Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
  • Boost is the secret of Sachin Tendulkar’s Energy & Rajni is the secret of Boosts energy.
  • Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth ,Madras.
  • A farmer instead of keeping Scarecrow in his farm kept the photo of Rajnikanth, Birds started to bring back grains which they had took last year.
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Rajnikanth Cricket Jokes|Team India Wins World Cup 2011


 

Rajnikanth and Team India in World cup 2011

Only Reason Why Team India Keeps Winning

Deadly and Funny Rajnikanth Jokes| Die Laughing


  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
  • Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
  • Someone asked Rajnikanth for change, Rajnikanth gave them climate change.
  • The real reason Obama is visiting India.. To watch ROBOT!
  • Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.
  • If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  • There is no such thing as evolution; it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live
  • Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
  • When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from the tree and the tree broke.
  • Rajnikanth can deliver software projects in time and budget – everytime.
  • Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
  • Newton invented gravity, Rajnikanth abolished it.
  • Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
  • Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
  • Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
  • Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
  • Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
  • The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
  • Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
  • Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

Best Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes

    Deadly Rajnikanth One Liners Jokes


    Rajnikanth One Liners :

    1. Facebook, Twitter, Orkut and Myspace has joined Rajnikanth.
    2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
    3. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.rajnikant can buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn it…
    4. In the past, Rajnikant was using tooth powder to make his teeths stronger.Today we know that tooth powder as:….Ambuja Cement
    5. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
    6. if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
    7. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
    8. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
    9. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
    10. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
    11. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
    12. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
    13. I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
    14. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS
    15. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
    16. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
    17. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
    18. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
    19. Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
    20. Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
    21. What is Rajnikanth’e email address ? Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth
    22. Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
    23. Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
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