March 16, 2011
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- Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
- Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
- Someone asked Rajnikanth for change, Rajnikanth gave them climate change.
- The real reason Obama is visiting India.. To watch ROBOT!
- Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.
- If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
- There is no such thing as evolution; it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live
- Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
- When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from the tree and the tree broke.
- Rajnikanth can deliver software projects in time and budget – everytime.
- Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
- Newton invented gravity, Rajnikanth abolished it.
- Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
- Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
- Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
- Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
- Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
- Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
- The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
- Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
- Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
Best Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes