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Rajnikanth likely to return home on July 13

CHENNAI: Superstar Rajnikanth is likely to return to the country on July 13 after over six weeks of treatment for kidney-related ailments in Singapore.

Sources close to the actor’s family remained tight-lipped about the star’s return, while airport sources said flight tickets have been blocked for him and family members for Wednesday in an international carrier.

Rajnikanth, 61, is likely to arrive late Wednesday evening, amidst expected euphoria among his fans who have been praying for the good health of the actor.

In a recent letter, Rajni had acknowledged in a recent letter to them that it was their prayers and love which saved him.

After suffering from exhaustion on April 29, the first day of the shoot of his period flick ‘Rana’, the actor was hospitalised here twice. He was flown to Singapore in the last week of May for treatment of reported kidney ailment.

Chief minister J Jayalalithaa and DMK patriarch M Karunanidhi were among those who spoke to the star during his treatment at Mount Elizabeth hospital in Singapore.



Rajnikanth responding well in ICU

CHENNAI: Superstar Rajnikanth, admitted at the intensive care unit (ICU) of the Sri Ramachandra Medical Centre here, is responding well to treatment, doctors attending to him said Thursday.

The 60-year-old was admitted to the hospital for recurrent respiratory infection and gastro-intestinal problems May 13.

Hospital officials refused to divulge any more information citing “patient’s privacy”.

The actor was Wednesday shifted to ICU to improve his breating pattern. A multi-disciplinary team is involved to closely watch his vital parameters to assess benefits from multi-pronged treatment strategies.

This is the third time in over three weeks the matinee idol has been admitted to a hospital.

He was admitted to St. Isabel Hospital April 29 after a bout of vomiting, and was discharged in the evening.

On May 5, he was again admitted to the ICU of St.Isabel Hospital after allergic bronchitis and fever.

Source: http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2011-05-19/news/29560385_1_icu-vital-parameters-multi-pronged

Rajnikanth Shifted back in ICU

Rajinikanth, who was admitted to the Sri Ramachandra Medical Centre on May 13 for recurrent respiratory infection and gastro-intestinal problems, was tonight shifted to the Intensive Care Unit.

This has been done to improve his breathing pattern, a hospital press release said adding that the actor was showing positive response to treatment.

A multi-disciplinary team of doctors is busy closely watching his vital parameters to assess benefits from multi-pronged treatment strategies, it said.

Doctors said he was responding well to treatment.

Rajinikant, who suffered from viral fever and exhaustion recently, was admitted to SRMU at suburban Porur days after he was discharged from another hospital where he had been treated for allergic bronchitis and viral fever.

He had suffered from exhaustion on April 29, the first day of the shoot of his new period film ”Rana” co-starring Deepika Padukone, which is being directed by K S Ravikumar.

He was admitted to Isabel Hospital in the city and discharged the same day, only to be readmitted there on May 4 for allergic bronchitis and viral fever.

His family had last week dismissed reports that his health had deteriorated.

Source: http://in.movies.yahoo.com/news/rajnikanth-back-in-icu.html

Cool Brand New Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS

  • The Vodafone 3G Zoozoo must have seen a lot of Rajini movies.
  • Who is the first Indian to use 4G?……… Har baar Rajnikanth nahi hota….. This time it is Anil Kapoor (aG , oG, lo G, suno G)
  • Why does needle of Magnetic Compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
  • English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
    Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
    Batman- Ballebaj
    She’s the man- Bobby darling
    Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
    Saw- Dekha
    Saw2- Doabara Dekha
    Saw3- Phirse Dekha
    Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
    Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth


  • Good > Better > Best > Rajnikanth
  • When Rajnikanth crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
  • One day Rajni’s mobile phone accidentally dropped from his hands while he was standing in his balcony. The mobile fall down but it didn’t reach the ground. Because Rajnikanth ordered it to come back.
  • There’s no space bar on Rajni’s computer. Words automatically give him space.
  • No more TSUNAMIS will come from now. Rajnikanth has stooped washing his LUNGI inIndian ocean.
  • When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message.
  • Rajnikant is injurious to cigarette
  • Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
    Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
  • Boost is the secret of Sachin Tendulkar’s Energy & Rajni is the secret of Boosts energy.
  • Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth ,Madras.
  • A farmer instead of keeping Scarecrow in his farm kept the photo of Rajnikanth, Birds started to bring back grains which they had took last year.

Coolest Funny List of Rajnikanth Videos

Rajinikanth Cricket Jokes

Rajinikanth Cricket Jokes for Facebook Twitter SMS

  • Why was Rajini so chill during the Cricket World Cup finals?? He has already watched this match in his dreams last night, today he was just watching the highlights.
  • RajniKanth is the Captain, Coach, Manager, and Wicketkeeper of his team. Actually he is a one man team.

  • India needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball in order to win. Rajni is batting, we are hopeless. Bowler bowls it and Rajni hits with power.

The Result: Ball splits into “TWO” 1 half goes to SIX…..The other half goes to FOUR.

  • Anhoni ko honi karde, honi ko anhoni, ek jagah jab jama ho teeno, Ghajni, Rajni aur Dhoni.

  • Unlike Yuvrraj, Rajnikanth hits 6 sixes in 1 ball.

  • RAJINIKANTH was once playing cricket in the monsoons and Rain was cancelled due to the Match. Rajinikanth Rocks
  • Once a boy was playing cricket outside Rajinikant’s house & the ball hit rajnikant’s window. Rajnikant took d ball n told d boy 2 play slowly…… that boy is none other than Rahul Dravid!!

  • Once Rajni played a defensive cricket shot, and the ball landed on mars.

  • Rajni can play Tequila shot in cricket.
  • Cricket Plays Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth Cricket Jokes|Team India Wins World Cup 2011


Rajnikanth and Team India in World cup 2011

Only Reason Why Team India Keeps Winning

Deadly and Funny Rajnikanth Jokes| Die Laughing

  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
  • Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
  • Someone asked Rajnikanth for change, Rajnikanth gave them climate change.
  • The real reason Obama is visiting India.. To watch ROBOT!
  • Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.
  • If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  • There is no such thing as evolution; it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live
  • Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
  • When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from the tree and the tree broke.
  • Rajnikanth can deliver software projects in time and budget – everytime.
  • Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
  • Newton invented gravity, Rajnikanth abolished it.
  • Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
  • Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
  • Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
  • Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
  • Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
  • The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
  • Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
  • Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

Best Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes

    Emptiness Song Lyrics Rohan Rathore IIT Student| Tune Mere Jaana Kabhi Nahi Jana Ishq Mera Dard Mera

    Emptiness Song Lyrics Rohan Rathore IIT  Student | Tune Mere Jaana Kabhi Nahi Jana Ishq Mera Dard Mera Lyrics

    Ho love of mine

    with a song and a whine

    You’re harsh and divine

    like truths and a lie

    but the tale end is not here

    I’ve nothing to fear

    for my love is yell of giving and hold on

    in the bright Emptiness

    in a room full of it..

    is the cruel mistress ho ho o…

    I feel the sunrise..

    that nest all hollowness..

    for i have the way to go.. not come…

    And i feel so lonely yea..

    There’s a better place from this Emptiness..

    And i’m so lonely yea..

    There’s a better please from this Emptiness.. yei yei yei ya….

    Aa.. aa.. aa…..

    Tune mere jaana..

    Kabhi nahi jana..

    Ishq mera dard mera.. haaye…

    Tune mere jaana..

    Kabhi nahi jana..

    Ishq mera dard mera …

    Aashiq teraaa..

    Bheed mein khoya rehta hai..

    Jaane jahaan a..

    Puchho toh itna kehta hai..

    And i feel so lonely yea..

    There’s a better place from  this Emptiness..

    And i’m so lonely yea..

    There’s a better please from this Emptiness.. yei yei yei ya….

    Deadly Rajnikanth One Liners Jokes

    Rajnikanth One Liners :

    1. Facebook, Twitter, Orkut and Myspace has joined Rajnikanth.
    2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
    3. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.rajnikant can buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn it…
    4. In the past, Rajnikant was using tooth powder to make his teeths stronger.Today we know that tooth powder as:….Ambuja Cement
    5. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
    6. if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
    7. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
    8. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
    9. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
    10. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
    11. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
    12. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
    13. I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
    14. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS
    15. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
    16. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
    17. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
    18. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
    19. Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
    20. Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
    21. What is Rajnikanth’e email address ? Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth
    22. Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
    23. Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
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