A tribute to The God & a Great man.
Cool Brand New Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS
April 27, 2011
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- The Vodafone 3G Zoozoo must have seen a lot of Rajini movies.
- Who is the first Indian to use 4G?……… Har baar Rajnikanth nahi hota….. This time it is Anil Kapoor (aG , oG, lo G, suno G)
- Why does needle of Magnetic Compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
- English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
She’s the man- Bobby darling
Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
Saw2- Doabara Dekha
Saw3- Phirse Dekha
Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth
- Good > Better > Best > Rajnikanth
- When Rajnikanth crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
- One day Rajni’s mobile phone accidentally dropped from his hands while he was standing in his balcony. The mobile fall down but it didn’t reach the ground. Because Rajnikanth ordered it to come back.
- There’s no space bar on Rajni’s computer. Words automatically give him space.
- No more TSUNAMIS will come from now. Rajnikanth has stooped washing his LUNGI inIndian ocean.
- When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message.
- Rajnikant is injurious to cigarette
- Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
- Boost is the secret of Sachin Tendulkar’s Energy & Rajni is the secret of Boosts energy.
- Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth ,Madras.
- A farmer instead of keeping Scarecrow in his farm kept the photo of Rajnikanth, Birds started to bring back grains which they had took last year.