Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS | Total Fun

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Deadly and Funny Rajnikanth Jokes| Die Laughing

  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
  • Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
  • Someone asked Rajnikanth for change, Rajnikanth gave them climate change.
  • The real reason Obama is visiting India.. To watch ROBOT!
  • Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.
  • If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  • There is no such thing as evolution; it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live
  • Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
  • When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from the tree and the tree broke.
  • Rajnikanth can deliver software projects in time and budget – everytime.
  • Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
  • Newton invented gravity, Rajnikanth abolished it.
  • Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
  • Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
  • Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
  • Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
  • Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
  • The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
  • Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
  • Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

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