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Deadly Rajnikanth One Liners Jokes


Rajnikanth One Liners :

  1. Facebook, Twitter, Orkut and Myspace has joined Rajnikanth.
  2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  3. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.rajnikant can buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn it…
  4. In the past, Rajnikant was using tooth powder to make his teeths stronger.Today we know that tooth powder as:….Ambuja Cement
  5. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
  6. if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
  7. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
  8. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
  9. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
  10. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
  11. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
  12. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
  13. I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
  14. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS
  15. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
  16. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
  17. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
  18. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
  19. Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
  20. Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
  21. What is Rajnikanth’e email address ? Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth
  22. Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
  23. Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
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