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Funny Rajnikanth Wiki Jokes |


• Once Rajnikanth wrote a cheque and bank bounced.
• Rajni can draw a circular rectangle.
• Once Rajini Kant donated his blood to a famished kid. That kid now known as The Great Khali.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

• Rajnikanth’s dog house has a signboard on it saying. . . . . . . . . “Beware of Rajnikant!!”
• International standards have decided to replace marks such as “ISI” to “RAJNI”
• After 300 years, the years would be classified as AR and BR. After Rajnikanth and Before Rajnikanth.
• Once rajnikanth went to MCDONALDS & there he ordered a Masala Dosa.He was denied and since from that day MR MCDONALDS….is sitting out of his own restaurant…..!!!
• Once rajnikanth taught a boy how to play GTA vice city today that boy is known as AJMAL QASAB…
• Rajinikanth just released 2011 for us.
• There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Rajinikanth is always in control….!!
• Rajnikanth planted the idea for the movie”Inception” into Christopher Nolan’s mind while he was dreaming.
Rajnikanth knows who the F*** is Alice!
• Rajni’s wish agle janam mohe bitiya hi kijo.

• Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
• Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.

• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
• When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
• Rajnikanth bought an iPhone now all iPhones are called Rphones!

• Who can stop 100 cars with one hand?

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Ans- Its Traffic police Not Rajnkant. LOL 🙂

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One response to “Funny Rajnikanth Wiki Jokes |

  1. pradeep January 1, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    i want to more rajnikanth jokes.

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