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A tribute to The God & a Great man.
Get set for Hilarious Rajnikant Jokes :
• Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajni’s primary school geometry assignments. Shut up I say.
• Once Rajnikant casually played a defensive shot in cricket. Now that poor ball is known as Pluto
• Rajnikant can judge a book by its cover.
• If Rajni want to eat ice cream what does he do???
He goes to Himalaya and start licking the mountain over there
• In a fight between Batman and Spider Man, the winner would be Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 11. Seconds
• When Rajnikant does division, there are no remainders
• With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
• Rajnikant never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
• Rajnikant can bend light. With his bare hands.
• Rajni had a fight with his wife. he showed his middle finger in anger and the wife became pregnant.
• ADAM AND EVE ARE SONS OF RAJNIKANTH
• Once Rajni gave IIT JEE exam … IIT was rejected.
• Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea
• Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. after deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL
• After 20 years… “ROBOTS” will make a movie...”RAJNIKANT”…!!!
• Rajni once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• Rajni once met Chiranjeevi on the street. Rajni burst into laughter, Chiranjeevi burst into tears, and every passing car burst into flames.
• Every dog has his day. Rajni has all the seven dogs.