Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS | Total Fun

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• FIFA World cup 2014 : Team Groupings:
Group A: Brazil, Spain, Argentina
Group B: Italy, France, USA, Holland

• There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Rajnikanth is always in control.

• When Rajnikanth was a student, Teachers used to bunk the classes.

• Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

• If Tyson gay and usain bolt were racing, who would win……………. The Rajnikant.

• Once an email was sent frm Mumbai to Pune……rajnikanth stopped it in Lonavala!!!!!!!!!

• There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

• When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn’t get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth.

• Rajnikant has seen the face of the fat lady in Tom and Jerry.

• Once RAJNIKANTH went to switzerland…………….
accidentally droped his wallet in front of a building……………
since that daythe building known as a SWISS BANK

• Rajnikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

• Rajnikanth can be divided by zero.

• When taking the CAT/IIM’s/IAS write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will score over 9000.

• If you Google search “Rajnikanth getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

• It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.

• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.

• once Rajni threw a coin to a beggar ……………………………………..
……..now that beggar is called 50 cent

• Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

• Rajnikanth is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Rajnikanth does not swim. This is because when Rajnikanth enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Rajnikanth simply walks across the pool floor.

• Rajnikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

• Rajnikant is injurious to cigargette.


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