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30 Facts About RAJNI | Kanth …. Rajnikanth


Rajnikanth was born by spliting atoms.
• Rajnikanth fought the law and the law lost.
• Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• When Rajnikanth crosses the street , cars look both ways.

• Rajnikanth has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
• Rajnikanth died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
• Rajnikanth doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

• Once, an entire country disagreed with Rajnikanth. It’s now known as the moon
• Death once had a near-Rajnikanth experience.
• Rajni broke the Da Vinci Code… with his fist.
• Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikanth can swim through land.
• Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird
• Rajnikanth counted to infinity – twice.

• Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle
• Rajnikanth hears sign language
• Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
• Rajnikanth made a Happy Meal cry.
• Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
• Rajnikanth will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• Rajnikanth and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
• When Rajnikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
• Santa writes to Rajnikanth about what he wants for Christmas.
• Rajnikanth doesn’t vote for presidents, he chooses from a list of applicants who want to be his assistant.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajnikanth allows to live.

• Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajnikanth pajamas.

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