Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS | Total Fun

A tribute to The God & a Great man.

Best Rajnikanth Jokes | Huge Collection


  • RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

……. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING ININDIA!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rajinikanth first takes the gold medal and then starts the race.
  • On his journey toItaly,Rajni rested for 3 seconds against a Building.

It’s now known as Leaning Tower of Pisa and after affects still under observation on daily basis.

  • When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikant.
  • Rajnikant once killed a terrorist inPakistan

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“via bluetooth”

  • RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
  • Dont miss the most exiting TV show

ever on Discovery Channel”’.

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WILD VS RAJNIKANT

  • “DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:”

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!!

  • RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE

WORLD……THUS………………….. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

  • Simple Question: THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

Answer: BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE….

  • BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!! “EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI”!!!!
  • AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROMMYSORETOBANGALORE……….RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA….
  • WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????………BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH’SMOBILEIS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
  • ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL…..!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THE PYRAMIDS INEGYPTARE ACTUALLY……………………………

……….RAJANIKANTHSPRIMARY SCHOOLCRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY DID RAJANI BUY ANACREOF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

  • BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIEMISSIONIMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE  INSULTING..
  • Rajnikanth’s next movie Titanic (in Tamil)

Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across theAtlantic Oceanwith heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

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One response to “Best Rajnikanth Jokes | Huge Collection

  1. vaibhav June 15, 2011 at 8:57 am

    best rajnikant jokes

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