1) Time and Tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!
2) Once Rajnikant participated in a 100m race,obviously he won but Einstein died after seeing that light came Fourth. And, yes Rajni did come firs,second, and third.
3) Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
4) Jack Sparrow adresses HIM as captain Rajini Kanth.
5) Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
6) Once Superman made a bet with Rajni…….The loser had to wear underwear outside.
7) CNN Reports “Real reason why Paul, the octopus dies because some idiot asked him to predict Rajni’s death”.
8) A child went to Kashmir & started playing by making mountains from ice. Today those mountains are called “Himalyaas” & that child is called “RAJNIKANT”.
9) As a Kid RAJNIKANT maintained a diary of his day to day activities……….Today that diary is called “The GUINESS BOOK OF OWRLD RECORDS”/
10) Rajni has a terrace in his basement. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
11) The missing piece of the Apple Inc. logo was eaten by…….who else than RAJNI.
12) Intel’s new tagline “Rajni Insiade” !! 🙂
13) Rajinikanth committed suicide, and lived.
14) Rajni was Shot yesterday, today is bullet’s funeral.
15) Once Rajnikant showed middle finger to his wife, guess what ……..She got PREGNANT.
16) The new symbol for Rupee is actually Rajnikant’s Signature.
17) Rajni was the cause for the Tsunami. As he dived in the sea from the helicopter, water came out of the sea in the form of TSUNAMI.!!!
18) Rajnikant Can Finish Super Mario………….Without Using The Jump Button …….
19) There’s nothing like recession, it’s just that Rajnikanth started saving some money..!
20) Do u know Rajni Killed the Dead sea.
21) Only Rajni know’s “How I met your mother” and “who will be the next millionaire” and also “knows Victoria’s secret”.
22) Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
Hang On for Rajnikanth Cricket Jokes